FWD: INFECTED

[Alexandra F. Jones]

TO: Gilbert
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
HMMM? BUT I LIKE OUR CONVERSATION. IT'S VERY INTERESTING.
.... WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY BRAIN. D;
AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A HERO-COMPLEX.
HAVING THE URGE TO BE A HERO IS A NOBLE CALLING.
.... ARE YOU SOME SORT OF VILLAIN?

OOOO... THAT'S INTERESTING.
AND HEY THE GERMANS WERE VERY IMPORTANT IMMIGRANTS TO AMERICA.
AND AMERICANS AREN'T STUPID.
I GOT VERY GOOD GRADES AT SCHOOL.
I CAN MAKE AWESOME STUFF.
SCIENCE IS AWESOME.
LIKE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. : )

BUT EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THE TALK OF THE HERONESS.
UNLESS YOUR A VILLAIN.
WHICH I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU ARE.
OR MAYBE YOU NEED SAVING? : )
... HM I DON'T KNOW.
IT IS THE DUTY OF THE HERO TO COLLECT PHONE NUMBERS.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY MIGHT COME IN HANDY.
WE MIGHT HAVE TALKED OR SOMETHING.
IDK.
I KNOW... IT WAS FATE!
THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN THE COMIC BOOKS.
YOU SHOULD NOT QUESTION IT.

hmmm... sarcasm? WHAT'S THAT YOU SPEAK OF?
I STILL THINK YOU ENJOY OUR CONVERSATION.
WHY ELSE WOULD YOU WRITE SO MUCH? : )
THE HERO NEVER GIVES UP!
... THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THAT STATEMENT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.
STOP DEFINING ME BY MY BOOBS DAMN IT. =P
I GOT THEM, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL I AM.
I DON'T DEFINE YOU BY YOUR COCK.
ASSHOLE.
HEY. AS I SAID.
IT WAS MY DUTY TO SAVE EVERYONE.
I DIDN'T WANT EVERYONE GETTING PIPED BY IVAN THE CREEP. D;

... OBVIOUSLY YOU DO NOT KNOW THE CULTURE OF THE INTERNET.
HOW SAD GERMAN BOY. D;
I CAN TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF THE AWESOME INTERNET. \O/

P.S.- OH YOUR NOT A WIMP? OKAY.
OH... OKAY. SO YOUR NOT A RUSSIA WITH A P.
... DUDE THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING NOW?
IN ORDER TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER WE HAVE TO TALK.
SO LET'S TALK AND BE FRIENDS OKAY?
BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE KINDA WEIRD, YOU KINDA SEEM AWESOME.
THE WORLD ALWAYS NEEDS MORE AWESOME. : )

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TO: Anne
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Is not!
Yeah... did you hear that Al and I were going to room with him?
But then he switched out! \o/
I have mixed feelings about that. : /
I mean on one hand... it's "yay!"
Because it's well... Ivan.
And on the other hand, I kinda want to keep an eye on him?
Make sure he doesn't pipe anyone. : /
Or do something funny.
-whines- But Annnnnne....
You should!
I don't want you to die!
Even if you have the soul of an old grumpy woman...
And like that funny tea stuff!
You're still my Anne!
Hmm... okay...
Oh...
Oh...
OH!
WE REALLY GET TO TALK ABOUT OUR FAVORITE HERO?
THAT'S AMAZING.
ANNE YOUR THE BEST.
I LOVE YOU. <3

[Anne Kirkland]

TO: Allie
FROM: Anne
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED


MESSAGE:
It is, and deep inside you know that.
I did actually hear that you and Alfred were going to room with him - I was a little worried for you both, I have to admit. Did you ever find out why he switched out?
Mixed feelings? If I were you I'd feel glad about it and leave it at that!
Allie, I am not sending that message on. And no amount of begging will change my mind.
Thanks? I don't want you to die either, funnily enough I rather enjoy your company.
Despite the amount of hamburgers you eat and your unhealthy love of coffee.
Who are you going to choose for your assignment?
...I love you too.
?

[Natalia Arlovskaya]

TO: Allie
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Yea sure, it's a good thing. Then again that also means that
someone /I/ am not going to be very happy in the dorm with
the both of you. >>

I dunno. You eat disgusting American hamburgers
(your.. I'm not en going to bring this up or you'l be stupid)
so anything you do would not surprise me. And.. not
comment. What heroic things!? More of these stupid
FWD messages? Oh joy, I can't wait to be saved.
And no one said I was heroic.. Every story needs an
antagonist, although I only get rid of those in my way,
it's not like I go around hurting people, jeez.

[Yongsoo Im]

TO: Kiku Hondu
FROM: Yongsoo Im
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED


MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.
잘됏다, 이놈들아! 대한민국 만새!

(x10)

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TO: Arthur Kirkland
FROM: Yongsoo Im
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED


MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.
잘됏다, 이놈들아! 대한민국 만새!

(x70)

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TO: Gilbert Beilschmidt
FROM: Yongsoo Im
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED


MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.
잘됏다, 이놈들아! 대한민국 만새!

(x10)

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

To: Allie
FROM: Gilbert
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: INFECTED
MESSAGE:

WHAT.
DID YOU JUST SAY THAT THIS CONVERSATION WAS INTERESTING?
I'M REALLY BEGINNING TO THINK THAT YOU'RE BRAIN HAS TURNED OFF.
EVERYONE THINKS THAT BECAUSE YOU ACT LIKE ONE.
NOT THAT HARD TO NOTICE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
IF YOU DON'T, THEN NEVER MIND - I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO KNOW ANYWAY.
... I AM NOT A VILLAIN. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS AND THOUGHTS FROM, SERIOUSLY?
WAIT, DON'T ANSWER THAT. >O

IF THERE IS AMERICA IN THE SENTENCE, I'M NOT INTRIGUED.
I DON'T LIKE AMERICA, SORRY. -.-
I WAS SPEAKING FOR STEREOTYPICAL AMERICANS, NOT ONLY YOU.
YEAH.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE GOOD AT SOMETHING, BUT CONGRATULATIONS.
WHO THE HELL IS BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY? UGH. ;(

WHAT, I AM NOT A VILLAIN.
YOU WATCH TOO MUCH COMICS AND CARTOONS, I THINK.
AND THE OIL FROM THE JUNK FOOD YOU LOVE PROBABLY WENT INTO YOUR BRAIN.
THAT'S A DISGUSTING THOUGHT.
UH, YEAH. I DON'T NEED SAVING.
EXCUSE ME, HEROES DON'T COLLECT PHONE NUMBERS.
THAT IS THE LAMEST TEAM OF HEROES I'VE EVER HEARD OF.
I DON'T THINK I TALKED TO YOU.
YEAH, NOW I CAN TOTALLY TELL YOU ARE READING WAY TOO MUCH OF THE COMIC BOOKS.

I AM REPLYING BECAUSE... OTL I HATE YOU.
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, SERIOUSLY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEFINE YOU EXCEPT FOR BOOBS.
YEAH, AMERICA IN A FEMALE VERSION? --''
WHAT THE HELL.
OF COURSE YOU DON'T DEFINE ME BY MY COCK.
WHAT KIND OF A GIRL ARE YOU?
DON'T CALL PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW ASSHOLES.
AND DON'T TALK ABOUT IVAN DAMMIT.

WHOO. TEACH ME, SENSEI.

P.S - THAT MAKES PLENTY OF SENSE.
WHAT THE HELL.
FINE THEN, TALK.
I CAN'T PROMISE TO ANSWER BACK, THOUGH.
... BUT I AM AWESOME.
I AGREE WITH THAT THERE.
YOU'RE MAKING BE CRAZY.
NOW I AM GOING TO BE LIKE YOU.
THAT'S SO SCARY.

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TO: Yongsoo Im
FROM: Gilbert Beilschmidt
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED


MESSAGE:

WHAT.
WHO IS THIS?
WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T READ THOSE LANGUAGE AT THE BOTTOM.
AND DON'T SPAM PEOPLE WITH TEN MESSAGES DAMMIT! >O
SHEESH.

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[Alexandra F. Jones]

TO: Anne
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Nu uh uuuuuuh!
I know my deep down insides very well. D;
Yeah I was kinda worried to...
But not really! Because I can handle Ivan!
Um... no I didn't.
I bet it's because he couldn't handle two heroes in his room. : )
... Or maybe the fact Natalia is rooming with him.
She's pretty vicious in his pursuit over him.
I don't get it. : /
But, but! That means Ivan is with someone else!
And he could be bullying them and that's not acceptable!
What kind of hero doesn't take responsibility over that?
Come on Annne... ;~~~;
It's much better to be safer than sorry about these things!
If you don't do it, I'll go over there and do it for you!
Your welcome! What's with the question mark?
You should be more enthusiastic that I'm thanking you!
Of course you don't want me to die!
I'm the hero!
And we're friends right?
Even though we fight and stuff....
I know deep down we care for each other and stuff...
We just uh...
Yeah getting awkward now.
JUST DON'T DIE, KAY?
I'LL BE VERY SAD.
Hmmm... that's a good question!
So many heroes in the world!
But I'm thinking George Washington or Abraham Lincoln.
Certainly not my mom that's for sure.
She ditched us for Canada and took my siblings with her.
Ugggh.
She needs to come back to her senses and sweep my dad off his feet.
Anyways, who are you going to write about? : 3

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TO: Natalia
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Well we're still stuck with you.
But I like you more than Ivan. : 3
Your just a damsel that needs to be saved!
You've been seduced by Ivaaaan.
Then again Ivan needs saving too.

Hey! This was a very heroic thing to do!
IT COULD HAPPEN.
And you should be excited that your going to be saved!
So smile, Natalia!
I'm sure it's very pretty!
You're like Annie and Arty....
Don't smile much, but when you do I'm sure it's brilliant!
Every story does need an antagonist...
But that doesn't need to be you!
I think your somewhat admirable.
.... in your own creepy incestuous way.

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TO: Gilbert
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
I THINK THIS CONVERSATION IS VERY INTERESTING.
I MEAN EVERYONE ALWAYS GETS MAD WHEN I SPEAK IN CAPS ALL THE TIME.
AND HERE YOU ARE DOING IT WITH ME.
AND MY BRAIN ISN'T TURNED OFF. D;
STOP SAYING THAAAAT.
WELL FIIINE.
I DON'T CARE.
I KNOW I HAVE A BRAIN AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS!
-HUFFS- THE HERO ALWAYS DEALS WITH SOME DISCRIMINATION...
LIKE... SPIDERMAN!
BUT THE HERO ALWAYS PULLS THROUGH!
YOU'RE SO SILLY.
MY THOUGHTS AND IDEAS COME FROM MY BRAIN. :333
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHOSE BRAIN IS TURNED OFF? :3
I THOUGHT EVERYBODY KNEW THAT, HAHA.

WHAT. NO. NONSENSE.
YOU CAN'T /NOT/ LIKE AMERICA!
EVERYBODY LOVES AMERICA!
WE'RE THE LAND OF BRAVE AND HOME OF THE FREE!
WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK WE GET SO MANY AWESOME IMMIGRANTS?
THEY WANT THEIR SHOT AT THE AMERICAN DREAM!
HEY AMERICANS ARE NOT STUPID.
I TAKE SERIOUS OFFENSE TO THAT.
YOU SHOULD CARE <3
BUT THAT'S OKAY I'LL CARE ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US. <3
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?

NONSENSE.
YOU CAN NEVER READ TOO MANY COMIC BOOKS.
THAT'S LIKE... IMPOSSIBLE.
AND THAT'S NOT DISGUSTING.
THE OIL OF THOSE JUNK FOODS ARE THE SOURCE OF MY POWERS.
OF COURSE HEROES COLLECT PHONE NUMBERS.
SILLY GERMAN MAN.
DO NO QUESTION FATE.
WE ARE TALKING NOW AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.

SEEEEE... YOU AND ME?
WE GOT CHEMISTRY.
MY MIND IS NOT IN THE GUTTER.
BOOBS ARE A SENSITIVE SUBJECT.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WERE LIKE "OH LOOK THERE'S THE GUY WHO THINKS HE HAS 5 METERS WHEN HE REALLY DOESN'T"
THAT'S WHAT BOOBS ARE TO GIRLS.
SO DON'T DEFINE ME BY THEM.
EVEN IF THEY ARE AWESOME.
AND I CALL PEOPLE ASSHOLES WHEN THEY DO UNAWESOME UNHEROIC THINGS.
AND BEING SEXIST IS NOT HEROIC. D;
SO SHAME.

I WILL YOUNG GRASSHOPPER. <3
WE'RE GUNNA GO PLACES BABY.

P.S.- YOU'RE AWESOME.
BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS ME. : 3
I'M THE AWESOMEST.
BUT YOU CAN BE MY FELLOW AWESOME BUDDY.
PEACE MAN?
AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ME.
I'M FABULOUS!
I'M THE HERO!

[Anne Kirkland]

TO: Allie
FROM: Anne
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
...Natalia is a bit vicious with matters concerning Ivan...I suppose having those two in the same room could have proved problematic.
Well, whoever Ivan is rooming with now have the responsibility of dealing with him – you and Alfred don’t have to play hero to others, sometimes people need to play hero to themselves. If Ivan’s new roommates have a problem with him, it’s their responsibility to alert the necessary people.
Although, I’ve just looked up whom Ivan’s rooming with now, and I actually have to admit I’m a little worried for them.
...But you and Alfred are okay, and that’s all that matters to me.
I am not sending the message on. Okay.
And you will NOT do it for me. Stay away from my mobile!
Yes we’re friends. =]
Don’t worry; I don’t plan on dying anytime soon.
I’m probably going to write my report on Churchill, or maybe Queen Elizabeth I. That’s if Arthur doesn’t get to her first.
At least your mum would probably listen to you if you talked to her – my mother’s so bull-headed and set in her own ways she doesn’t care what I think. It’s a good thing my dad’s been on my side from pretty much the day I was born.
One of the good things about being daddy’s little girl eh?