FWD: INFECTED

[Arthur Kirkland]

TO: Allie
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
...I am not going to be 'piped' by anyone.
And I'm not forwarding this message to as many people as I can. I just happened to accidentally forward it to you, and only you, not to everyone on my contacts list.
(Bloody hell, you prat, stop sending it to me!)

---

TO: Allie
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

---

TO: Allie
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

---

TO: Allie
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

[Matthew Williams]

TO: Allie
FROM: Matthew Williams
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE: Ha...Ha... My first text message from someone and it's something like this.... This is one of those "chain-mails" right...? Right...? Haha Good one...

[Alexandra F. Jones]

TO: Anne
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
What is it with you and Artie thinking that this is silly?
THIS IS SO TOTALLY LEGIT.
IF I DON'T FOLLOW IT IVAN IS GUNNA PIPE US ALL.
Because as the heroine I care about everyone!
I'M NOT STUPID.
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS.
I GOT INTO HERE FAIR AND SQUARE.

---

TO: Al
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
I KNOW. WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO THE HEROES?!
IVAN'S BEEN ON A RAMPAGE SINCE 1917.
YEAH WE SHOULD.
.... Just in case.
Of course you have 90 friends. Just add random numbers like I did.

---

TO: Peter
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
NEITHER DO I PETER. NEITHER DO I.
pfffffft.... of course I'm not scared of Ivan!
Are you implying that I am?
I mean you aren't right?
AND THAT'S RIGHT.
We'll kick Ivan the Russian's pipist ass.
THERE WILL NO PIPING TONIGHT ON OUR WATCH.

---

TO: Kiku
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Ummm.... you know....
That's a good question.
Uh. I think it's like... what it sounds like.
Death by Pipe.
By Ivan.
You know that creepy kid at school?
His name is Ivan.
And he's a Russian.
And he's the mother of all creepers.
Er uh... I'm not sure to tell you the truth.
I kinda started adding numbers I had in my contact list.
I tend to get a lot.
Because I'm the hero and really friendly!
Oh come on.
Please forgive me.
Let's be friends! -smiles brightly-
How can I make it up to you? :3

---

TO: Natalia
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
How did you know I was American?
This school is international after all.
Then again I'm the one and only Allie Jones after all!
The great hero of the world! -poses-
Yeah. Your roommate. Creep.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT YOUR NUMBER.
HONESTLY.
WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR STUPID NUMBER!?

Uh huuuuuuh sounds like your-
HEYHEYHEY.
I'M NOT STUPID.
I DIDN'T ADMIT I WAS STUPID EITHER!
You have this dumb notion that you think I'm stupid.
But I'm not!
Unlike you, I got here on my skill alone!
Not threatening to kill people.
.... This isn't the mafia geez.

---

TO: Ivan
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
Uh..... hi Ivan!
.... I didn't know I had your number.
And no it does not.
I sent it to 90 people.
Therefore my loved ones and I are safe.
And since I'm the hero I care for everybody!
Therefore I have saved the world once again!
FOILED.

---

TO: Arthur
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Uh-huh....
Then why do you keep sending me the message?
-huffs- Were those next three you sent an "accident" too Arty?
Your so full of bull.
You're really scared. And I'm your only friend....
So you keep sending it to me.
WTF STOP SENDING IT TO ME.
IT'S CANCELING MY GOOD DEED OF SENDING THIS TO EVERYONE I KNOW.

TO: Arthur
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

TO: Arthur
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

TO: Arthur
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

TO: Arthur
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

TO: Everyone
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

---

TO: Matthew
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE INFECTED

MESSAGE:
.... Who is this again?
I feel like I should recognize the name.
Hmmmmm....
it's not coming to me.
ANYWAYS.
This is so not a chain mail!
It's totally real!
Ivan's a pipist threat to the campus!
So you better send to 90 people!
Or else.... D;
Bye Bye to everyone you love and care about. ;~~;

[Ivan Braginski]

TO: Allie
FROM: Ivan
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Hmn _{did they send it to 90 people yet?}

[Anne Kirkland]

TO: Allie
FROM: Anne
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED


MESSAGE:
Arthur and I are right about this being silly! I haven't sent it on and have I been piped?
If you're looking for a better way to occupy your time might I suggest the English homework we were set yesterday? Handing it in on time for once would be a great accomplishment.

[Hondu Kiku]

TO: Alexander Jones
FROM: Hondu Kiku
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE: あなたが何を言ったの？！D-Death by pipe . . . ?! I cannot allow this happening to my loved ones, I dis-allow this a-action to happen... I-I.... I-I must forward these, immediately! But to who... Ah... I think I know exactly to forward these with.

E-Eh...?!

And as for this event, though I disapprove I suppose.... I will... Forgive this. Noting to that, I over-exaggerated towards this text. I am not used the culture of America's technology. My apologizes. But does everyone here add random numbers on their list?

And there is no need for an agreement settlement deal, although since we have contacted eachother, we have not formally had actual interaction, so if you are not busy. . .

本文ここまで。

___

TO: Im Yong Soo
FROM: Hondu Kiku
SUBJECT:FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

本文ここまで。

(x60)

_____

TO: Alfred Jones
FROM: Hondu Kiku
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

本文ここまで。

(x30)

[Feliciano Vargas]

TO: Allie
FROM: Feliciano
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Awesome, ve? That's the first time I heard that~
YOU'RE MORE AWESOME :D Since, I won't
have to be pipped now, ve? IDKWHATITIS. Ne..
But it doesn't sound pleasant, ve.
Yay~ Food is a good thing to share~ And sure.
Allie the superhero, ve? Do you have a sidekick?
*amazed*
Ether one~ Ne.. Is there a certain time I have to
send this before I get piped ve? D: OMG.
Should I be on the lookout ve!?
*locks the dorm doors* ..

[Yongsoo Im]

TO: Hondu Kiku
FROM: Im Yong Soo
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE: HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?! WHERE DID YOU GET MY NUMBER?!
너누구야?!
WHY WAS THIS SENT TO ME 60 TIMES?!
HEY, IS THIS KIKU?! IT'S KIKU RIGHT?!
I DON'T WANT MY FAMILY BEING PIPED, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
I DON'T WANT IVAN TO COME HERE, THAT GUY SCARES ME,
BUT HOW WILL HE KNOW IF I DON'T RELAY IT?!
IMGETTINGSCARED. >o<

[Natalia Arlovskaya]

TO: Natalia
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
It's obvious from your attitude, the way you act,
babbling on about stupid things and hamburgers..
Certainly not from any of the goodother countries.
Well it's not like I love having you either. JSFLAJ Ivan
got switched. *splitseconddepression*

WELL I DONT GIVE IT OUT TO JUST ANYONE. Whoever
you got it from.. WAS IT IVAN? BECAUSE.. Well it could
have been your sonotsexy brother.. Whatever.
Now I have your number. GREAAAT.
You just did. So. Ha. I got here on skill AND POWER
bit-.. Damn that java from the cafe. And I didn't
kill anyone, I just disabled a few kthx?

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

TO: Everyone
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.

-----

TO: Allie
FROM: Gilbert
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.
THIS IS SO UNAWESOME, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. YOU THINK GETTING PIPED IS FUNNY? WHAT THE HELL.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TEXTING THIS TO ME THIS AGAIN, BECAUSE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT AWESOME AND MAKES NO SENSE. IF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE IVAN IN THIS, THEN GET THE GUY AWAY FROM ME, DAMMIT.

Have a good day, Ja?

[Alexandra F. Jones]

TO: Ivan
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
I'm sure they will!
They got six days!
Anyways...
As the heroine I care about everybody!
And by sending this to 90 people means you can't pipe anyone!
So... no piping for you. =/

---

TO: Anne
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
It's not silly!
I'm telling you there's something suspicious about that guy!
Anyways of course you haven't been piped yet...
You have six days to send it to everybody!
... Ewww.
That was boring.
What was the assignment again?
Anyways the teacher loves me!
I just flash a brilliant smile and she accepts it a couple of days late!

---

TO: Kiku
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Woaaaaah man...
What are those funky letters you keep sending me?
Are they like... alien talk?
ARE YOU AN ALIEN!? *~*
Exactly! We can't let Ivan the Russian have anymore power!
And killing people is just wrong.
Oh good! i'm glad you figured it out!
I'm so proud of you! : )

Really!? You'll forgive me!?
Thanks!
-pats- It's cool man.
Like... where are you from?
The culture of America's technology is amazing!
And yeah, adding random numbers is totally normal.
You should do it too if you want to fit in . : )

Woaaaah man... you're like really serious.
Take a chill pill!
Lighten up!
.... If I'm not busy with what?

---

TO: Feliciano
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Dude, you so are!
I mean... you gotta be for offering me food!
i'm like... always hungry!
Always!
THANKS FELI. YOUR AWESOME TOO.
-nods head- Of course you won't be piped!
Because you're going to send it to 90 people right? : )
You also fall under my protection, since your one of the people I care about.
And the text said he won't pipe people I care about, right?
So we're good!
But it's good to be extra safe~
You can never trust commies to follow the rules.
Yup! I'm the superhero!
I have several sidekicks...
Artie and Anne being my most important!
Calm down!
You have six days to get this!
NO NEED TO LOCK YOUR DOORS.
Although it's good to lock them just in case.

---

TO: Natalia
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
Well there's nothing wrong with being American!
You seem to think it's like some sort of... disease!
It's not!
I'll tell you what the disease is here.
COMMUNISM.
And terrorists!
And dictators!
Well glad to know the feeling is mutual.
You crazy weirdo witch.
... AND WHAT!? IVAN GOT SWITCHED!?
THANK GOD.

Um... no. It wasn't Ivan.
Why the hell would I ask Ivan for your number? =P
I might have gotten it from Al.
We share contacts now and then.
Although why he would have your number...
WELL NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR NUMBER I'M GOING TO SEND YOU AWESOME HEROIC THINGS.
Because even though you're a creep, you're a creep that needs saving!
And I can do that! -thumbs up-
I'm not stupid!
I said you think I'm stupid!
But i'm not!
You so did not!
WHAT YOU DISABLED A COUPLE OF PEOPLE!?
That's like soooo not heroic.
Get a grip on yourself girlfriend.
You need some serious intervention.

---

TO: Gilbert
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE: OF COURSE I DON'T THINK GETTING PIPED IS FUNNY.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE!?
I DID THIS TO SAVE EVERYONE I KNOW AND LOVE AND CARE ABOUT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT AWESOME AND MAKE NO SENSE!?
OF COURSE I MAKE SENSE!
I'M THE HERO. I SAVE THE DAY. <3
I ALWAYS MAKE SENSE.

... And I think Ivan is in on this!
He like, totally texted me back asking if it was okay to pipe everyone.

... Creep.

And I'll have an AWESOME day thanks for asking!
-thumbs up-

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

TO: Allie
FROM: Gilbert
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:

MEIN GOTT.

I DON'T EVEN THINK I KNOW YOU. UNLESS YOU'RE THE GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE AMERICA WITH BOOBS. SPEAKING OF, IF YOU'RE A HERO, THEN I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO BE A HERO ELSEWHERE? NOT HERE. YEAH, I THINK YOU JUST RANDOMLY PRESSED NUMBERS ON YOUR PHONE AND SENT THIS MESSAGE TO ME.

THIS DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE ON MY AWESOME PHONE. IT WAS A NICE TIME TALKING TO YOU, AND DON'T TEXT ME ANYMORE. THANKS.

P.S - WHAT THE HELL. I AGREE WITH YOU THERE, SADLY. HE IS A CREEP. NOW EXCUSE ME AS I GET MY WEAPONRY. STEER CLEAR OF THE BASTARD, OKAY?

OKAY. BYE~!

[Alexandra F. Jones]

TO: Gilbert
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: RE: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:
HEY WHAT THE HELL DOES "MEIN GOTT" MEAN.

UM YEAH. THAT WOULD BE ME.
I'M ALLIE.
AND THANKS FOR DEFINING ME BY MY BOOBS.
ARE YOU THAT KID WHO STILL THINKS THAT RUSSIA WANNABE WITH A P STILL EXISTS?
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
I'D NEVER HEARD OF THAT PLACE BEFORE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BE A HERO SOMEWHERE ELSE?
A HERO IS ALWAYS A WELCOME.
AND IF NOT... A HERO DOES IT ANYWAY!
JUST LIKE SPIDERMAN WHEN HE WASN'T WANTED!
A HERO DOESN'T DO HEROIC THINGS FOR GLORY...
A HERO IS IN IT FOR LIKE THE GOOD DEEDS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T TEXT YOU ANYMORE.
YOU JUST SAID WE HAD A GOOD TIME TALKING.
SO LET'S TALK MOAR.

P.S- YOUR LIKE SOOOO RIGHT.
HEY. A HERO DOES NOT RUN FROM DANGER.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE HIM ANYWAY?
YOU SEEM KINDA WIMPY TO ME. =///

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

FROM: Gilbert
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: RE: RE: RE: INFECTED

MESSAGE:

WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE STILL TEXTING ME? AFTER I SAID NOT TO? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN? I THINK YOUR SO-CALLED 'HERO-COMPLEX' HAS FINALLY MESSED WITH YOUR SYSTEMS.

ANYWAY, MEIN GOTT MEANS 'MY GOD' IN GERMAN, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'D KNOW THAT LANGUAGE BECAUSE I THINK AMERICANS ARE STUPID. WHOOPS, I SAID THAT OUT LOUD? SORRY.

HEY, LOOK, DON'T GIVE ME THE TALK OF THE HERO-NESS, OKAY? I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, AND UHM, HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE MY FREAKING PHONE NUMBER ANYWAY? I JUST GOT A NEW ONE THIS WEEK. I CHANGED MY PHONE NUMBER. -;-

ONE MORE, MISS. DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF SARCASM? THE 'GOOD TALKING' WAS SARCASM. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU PERSONALLY, JUST THE FACT THAT YOU'RE AMERICA WITH BOOBS - JA, YOU'RE WELCOME - AND THAT YOU JUST SEND ME A CHAIN LETTER THAN HAS IVAN BRAGINSKI IN IT. WHAT THE HELL.

COULD YOU SPELL THINGS RIGHT, NOT IN THE AMERICAN WAY? REALLY.

P.S- I AM NOT A WIMP, THANK YOU, OR NEITHER AM I A 'WANNABE RUSSIA WITH A P'. PLEASE GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT, ALLIE, AND IF YOU WANT TO TALK, KNOW ME FIRST.

WAIT WHAT. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. SO, I'M WASTING MY BATTERIES TALKING NOW. GOODBYE, AND HAVE A NICE--

YOU KNOW WHAT, I WON'T BOTHER.

[ooc - uhm, I'm sorry Prussia is a bit mean. I'm not overdoing it, ja...?]

[/center]

[Anne Kirkland]

TO: Allie
FROM: Anne
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED


MESSAGE:
It is silly.
And of course there's something suspicious about that guy. He's Ivan.
I am NOT sending this anybody. No matter how hard you try to get me to.
As for the assignment? I suggest that you look in the notebook you were doodling yourself as a superhero in. I wrote it in a corner.