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Post by Alexandra F. Jones on Jun 14, 2010 8:49:54 GMT -5
TO: Everyone
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 14, 2010 8:55:28 GMT -5
TO: Allie
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
Do something more productive if you have time to do something as idiotic as this, Allie.
...Besides, Ivan wouldn't dare pipe anyone at school.
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 14, 2010 8:56:33 GMT -5
TO: Allie
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
Who is this? How did you get his number?
.. What does 'piped' mean? It doesn't sound
very much like a curse, more like a blessing.
OMJ ITS YOU IVAN ISN'T IT?
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Jun 14, 2010 8:59:24 GMT -5
TO: Allie
FROM: Feliciano
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
V-VE!? I DON'T HAVE 90 FRIENDS.
AHH HELP ME MYSTERIOUS TEXT PERSON
WHAT TO I DO? I DONT WANNA BE PIPED
SLKJFLKASJF NOOO LUDWIG AND LUPE TOO?!
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Post by Alexandra F. Jones on Jun 14, 2010 9:19:01 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
IT'S NOT IDIOTIC ARTIE ;~~;
I mean it's Ivan he's freakn unpredictable like that.
... Not that I'm scared of him or anything.
I could easily break his pipe and shove it up his ass.
It's just uh....
I DON'T LIKE CURSES KAY?
... Not that they exist or anything...
Or uh...
Yeah.
ANYWAYS GO SEND IT NOW.
OH WAIT. LMAO
YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.
TO: Natalia
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
Um... ew! Ivan!
Like there's no way in hell that I'm that mother of all creepers.
Who is this?
I just started adding random numbers I got.
AND WHAT.
YOU THINK BEING PIPED IS A BLESSING!?
You remind me of that creepy girl I know...
TO: Feliciano
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
YOU DON'T!?
MAN SUCKS TO BE YOU.
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME OF MY AWESOME POPULAR FRIENDS.
BECAUSE I'M THE HERO LIKE THAT!
NO ONE DESERVES TO BE PIPED. D;
... um who is this again?
this is allie : )
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 14, 2010 9:25:56 GMT -5
TO: Allie
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
It's quite idiotic. And immature, too.
This is why I can never see you as an adult; you always act like a little brat.
And your fear of Ivan is quite evident, Allie.
I don't need 90 friends, I'm not going to forward it to anyone.
As if I would be scared of some childish chain text.
TO: Allie
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 14, 2010 9:27:23 GMT -5
TO: Allie
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
EXCUSE ME?! EW? You must have some sort
of brain issue you need to get checked, because
he is THE BEST THING EVER. So yea. And of
course it is. I'm the only one who an HANDLE
IT. This is Natalia fucking Arlovskaya. Who
are you? Some respect for privacy. Jeez you're
like that stupid girl with the cute brother..
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Jun 14, 2010 9:31:54 GMT -5
TO: Allie
FROM: Feliciano
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
OH REALLY? THANK YOU YOU'RE SO KIND~
Hero? Well I'm used to being saved so..
Ve~ I'll have to give you a plate of pasta!
This is Feliciano~ Who is this? I saw some guy
wanting to be a hero earlier, is this him? He
was.. American, ne? I NEED YOUR FRIENDS
QUICKLY BEFORE I GET PIPED OTL D:::
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Post by Alexandra F. Jones on Jun 14, 2010 10:03:08 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
I'm not an idiot!
My ideas are always brilliant!
And I get good grades in school!
... I'M VERY GROWN UP.
What are you talking about. ;~;
.... I told you!
-huffs- I'm not afraid of that Commie Bastard!
lyk, have you seen him tlly makin eyes at Al?
HA! So I was right.
Well... then Ivan the Pipest is gunna claim ur ass. : )
TO: Arthur
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
WTF ATIE.
WHY DID YOU SEND IT BACK OTL
NOW I'M INFECTED AGAIN.
UR A SHITTY FRIEND
I SPK TXT SPK NAO
TO: Arthur
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
WARNING. DO NOT. READ.
TOO LATE.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1917.
YOU WILL DIE BY PIPE FROM IVAN THE RUSSIAN IN SIX DAYS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS IS TO SEND TO 90 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IF NOT.
YOU WILL BE PIPED BY IVAN THE RUSSIAN.
IN SIX DAYS.
AS WILL YOUR FAMILY.
AND EVERYONE YOU EVER CARED ABOUT.
TO: Natalia
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
Pfft... Natalia Fucking Arlovskaya?
Bitch you did not just go there.
This is Allie Fucking Jones.
That explains your whole "blessing" outlook.
Freak.
AND WAIT OMIGOD.
YOU THINK MY BROTHER IS CUTE!?!?
TO: Feliciano
FROM: Allie
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
-thumbs up- No prob!
All in the day's work of a heroine!
REALLY!? YOU'LL GIVE ME FREE FOOD!?
Man! You're like totally awesome!
Nice to meet you Feliciano. : )
Can I call you Feli for short?
Oh... that would be my brother.
I'm Allie. His twin sister.
Being heroes are sorta like our thing.
Anyways uh...
Email address and i'll send you my contacts that way?
Or we can like meet up in real life and we can exchange that way?
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Post by Anne Kirkland on Jun 14, 2010 12:27:10 GMT -5
TO: Allie
FROM: Anne
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
What the bloody hell?! This is a load of bollocks, and I thought you were smart enough to know that!
Evidently I was wrong. :S
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Jun 14, 2010 13:55:20 GMT -5
To: Allie
From: Alfred F. Jones
Subject: FWD: RE: INFECTED
Holy hamburgers! I knew this would happen one day!
AAAHHH! I have to get my nuke shelter ready!
Not that I don't have 90 friends or anything.
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Post by Peter Kirkland on Jun 14, 2010 14:27:02 GMT -5
To: Allie
From: Peter Kirkland
Subject: FWD: RE: INFECTED
MESSAGE: waaaah! Sea-kun doesn't wanna be piped by that bastard Ivan
o(TヘTo) !!!
Waah! Waah (panics)! But Sea-kun doesn't have that many friends (that doesn't mean sea-kun isn't awesome or anything =3=) So.... Wait why is Sea-kun being scared of that bastard Ivan?! Sea-kun isn't afraid of anything (″ロ゛)! Yeah! The almighty Sealand-kun will fight that bastard Ivan!!!!!!And protect his bastard siblings too! Ooh! Ooh! Sea-kun bets there being scaredy-cats about this heehee!o( 〃゜▽ﾟ〃)ゝ |
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Post by Hondu Kiku on Jun 14, 2010 15:40:45 GMT -5
To: Allie
From: Hondu Kiku
Subject: FWD: RE: INFECTED
MESSAGE: E-...Excuse me?! I do not understand of this... piping you speak of, and I will apologize for that, but most importantly, how did you obtain my number...?! T-This is invasion of privacy! If I discover your whereabouts, I will not be able to forgive you!
本文ここまで。 [ - end of text - ]
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 14, 2010 15:56:45 GMT -5
TO: Allie
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: FWD: INFECTED
MESSAGE:
How classy. I couldn't expect anything more
from an American like you.. DON'T TELL ME.
Allie the one in my dorm? Great. So you went
through my stuff to get this number? Wait if
you're Allie then.. OH. WOW.
I didn't say that!? I.. I said.. I said the
'stupid girl has a cute brother'. ARE YOU THAT
STUPID GIRL? Guess so huh. You just admitted
you were stupid. Nice going Freedom-Failure
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Post by Ivan Braginski on Jun 14, 2010 17:53:02 GMT -5
FROM: Ivan Braginski
SUBJECT: FWD: RE: INFECTED
Does this mean I have permission
to kill everyone with my pipe?...
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