Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Jun 17, 2010 7:12:30 GMT -5
YEAH. BEFORE I GO ANY FARTHER, I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO THINK OVER WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND SEE IF IT IS UNAWESOME. IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND I DIDN'T GIVE ANY PERMISSION, THEN YOU ARE SO. NOT. AWESOME. OKAY? OKAY.
ENTRY NUMBER ONE:
TITLE: I AM SO DAMN AWESOME~
Diary, Diary, Diary.
I totally am awesome for getting a new Diary for coming here, aren't I? Yeah, I am. But today, I won't be just saying I'm awesome to fill up the whole page. Sorry for doing that the last time. Erm, I really need to focus, don't I? I need to ask my Siblings to help me with that -- nah, that's not awesome. Anyways, Diary, I have to tell you something, from the bottom of my heart, and it's that:
I AM FUCKING CONFUSED.
Sorry for using profanity, Diary, but I really needed to get that off my chest before I start yelling that at Eyebrows or something. Seriously, that would be the worst choice -- no, maybe telling Russia would be worse. But anyway.
I was being a nice person, really, during the day and during Class time. Taking notes, helping the people sitting next to you, etc. But then at the end of the classes, I got really bored. I didn't really need to learn about Astronomy, what the heck. Like, what does Astronomy have to do with awesomeness, anyway? Mein Gott.
So, as I was saying, I went to the last period of the day, and sat down, waiting for all the other extremely freaking unawesome late people to crawl in. I didn't really notice anyone else during the class time, Diary, but maybe it's because I was making paper airplanes and looking at the clock, teacher, and the notebook? Well, Diary, it was very, very unawesome and boring, so I decided to not even pay attention -- Darn it, I think I promised Ludwig I would pay attention in Class. Why is he so damn strict, anyway?
Let me continue. So I was waiting until the end of Class like nothing, and then the bell rang, finally. I was grabbing my awesome leather bag, when the strap got caught in the corner of the desk, and pulled me backwards, which made me slam into a desk right below me. Worse? There was a chick sitting right there. Not Gilbird, mind you, I mean like a real chick. Person.
She got really snappy at me, and I didn't like that. But she actually turned out to be a good companion. That's what I thought, but then you know, Diary, I flirt a lot? She flirted right back with vigor.
DAMMIT IT WAS HOT.
She grabbed me by the cross necklace Father gave me and totally gave me her number. I have it right now. It's kind of surprising, and I can't believe it - did I also mention she is the sister of Ivan Braginski, the Russian? Seriously, that was so weird. He and I aren't the best of friends, but she actually turned out to be a good company.
And now I should go and give her a message, because... Well, because I think she would castrate me if I don't?
I'm kidding, Diary. For now, goodbye~
-Gilbert Beilschmidt ; Awesome Ore-Sama
