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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 18, 2010 21:12:11 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
Well, it just turned 11, so I figured your lazy self should
be dressed by now. Since you're such a perfectionist, I
just chose a bunch of random shiz to piss you off
peak your interest. ----> DOWNLOAD LINK.
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
.. WHATTHEMOTHE-.. THAT'S NOT YOU. You aren't.. No, wait,
what the hell kind of joke is this Gilbert?! That eyebrow kid
looks familiar, hahahaha nice joke. Now stop being an ass
and send a picture of your real self, okay?
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 19, 2010 0:00:55 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
Bloody hell! You're asking me if this is a joke?! First of all, that is me, you crazy git! Second of all, why the hell are you sending me a picture of Ivan's sister?! And finally, Gilbert?! Who is that?! Are you swapping pictures with someone else right now?!
Do you have to irritate me in every possible way, Allie? Is it impossible for you to hold a decent conversation with me?!
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 19, 2010 17:49:18 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
JKFLSJLK NO. What do you think I am!? And funny. Real
funny. Okay GILBO, if you don't want to take this
seriously, I could always track you down and castrate
you. Don't think I won't be keeping my promise, because
I gladly will <3
.. And don't compare me to that idiot American! I am
nothing like that blond, skimpy-dressing piece of trash!
Excuse me if I got in your way of some hot date Gilbert.
Oh, wait, but if this isn't you, what should I call you
crazy man?
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 20, 2010 2:42:03 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
...Shit.
Uh... I'm really, really sorry, Natalia. You and Allie have similar numbers, and I don't bother to check the names that come up once I type in the phone number, so... well, please just forget this whole thing, it wasn't my intention to confuse you for her. Anyway, as made obvious by the picture, I'm Arthur Kirkland, not... this 'Gilbert' you seemed to have thought I was.
...Also, I'd appreciate it greatly if you didn't talk to negatively of her. She can be obnoxious and overwhelming, but she's not that bad.
Again, I'm sorry for the confusion. Perhaps we can meet up another time so I can make it up to you? Please reject this offer...
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 20, 2010 4:17:36 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
.. No.
I've had enough of those damn 'make it up to you later'
craps excuses thrown at me. I'll think whatever I want
about her, God. Although I won't immediately get you
back (because damnit I got ready for NOTHING), you
better watch your back, because I'l be lurking.
By the way, thanks for giving me your name,
Arthur Kirkland.
Have a nice day.
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 20, 2010 4:33:17 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
Ha... ha...
Now, now, Miss Arlovskaya, let's not be too hasty here. I acknowledge that I'm at fault, and I really am not willing to pay you back for my blunder. Just name a time and place, and I'll gladly accommodate you. (Just not tomorrow, I'll be busy.)
...Pleasedon'tkillme.
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