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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 17, 2010 4:08:22 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
Come to the café by one o' clock tomorrow, I'll treat you to lunch. And try wearing something less revealing, for once; your clothes are inappropriate, as I've told you millions of times. Don't be late for a stupid reason, you twit.
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 17, 2010 4:15:25 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
Uhm.. What? What makes you think you think you can just
talk to me like that? I told you already, I /can/ hurt you.
But.. What's wrong with what I wear!?.. It's.. Okay.. What
should I wear Mr. Picky?! I'm never late. Why don't
YOU not be late?
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 17, 2010 4:44:07 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
Will you ever stop behaving like an uncivilized brute? Act like a proper woman, for once! And everything is wrong with what you wear, you prat! Just... wear something nicer, I don't know!
Hah. You? Never late? That's laughable. I am always on time, but you...
Well, nevermind. All this aside, just don't be late, or I'll have your head.
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 17, 2010 5:19:19 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
Ex.. Excuse me!? Youhaveapoint, but don't be so cocky
about it! Oh? Oh so you're worried about what I'll wear?
HELL. I'll go to the cafe in a MINI SKIRT how about that?
Or a bikini? Is that better for you!? Men. Really.
Yea.. Exactly.
I told you, I won't be late. Jeez really. What area of the
cafe are you going to be sitting at anyways? I don't
want to have to look for your like an idiot just standing there..
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 17, 2010 6:07:51 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
Y... No, you prat! What would the difference be, then?! You always wear something so... so risque, changing into a miniskirt wouldn't make that much of a difference! And unless you want to go to the beach, you'd better not wear a bikini! (And even if you did want to go, you'd better be wearing appropriate clothes on top!)
I'll be sitting at one of the tables by the window. It's the third one from the right. If you miss me, then, well. I wouldn't be surprised, with that brain of yours.
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 17, 2010 6:14:34 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
RISQUE? WHAT. MAN.. If you think what I wear is
risque, I don't know how you think you'll ever get
LAID. D< If I have to be covered up, then you have
to wear something like.. a short and tank top. OR. I.
WILL. TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES and wear just a bikini
in the cafe. Not kidding. And the beach is nice...
n00b.
Jeez how specific. Do you wanna tell me your
lattitude and longetude? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
I'll see you there. You shouldn't be hard to miss anyways,
with your eyes and such. Freakin.. Idontevenknow..
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 17, 2010 7:03:12 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
W-What?! Stop being so vulgar, you annoying prat! Don't you have any shame?! Really, I need to reteach you some manners, or something. (I can get laid, damnit. I just choose not to.)
You want to visit the beach, too? Fine. It's nearby, anyway. Just don't think too much of this, got it?! I'm just paying you back for yesterday.
My directions were clear! Really, how'd you get into this Academy, anyway? You enter the cafe, walk down the little hall, and then turn left. Look at the row of tables by the window that's facing you. Start counting them from the right; one, two, and three. That third table will be the one I'm sitting at. What, do you want me to hold up a neon sign with your name on it, or something?
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 17, 2010 7:13:42 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
What the heck are you calling me a prat for.. What is that!?
I know less about your language than I thought.. And I
have manners! And yea, okay, keep telling yourself that.
But you still have to wear shorts.
I won't think much of it. But.. really? I, uh.. Doesn't that
mean swimsuits? >>; Uh.. Okay.. I MEAN, NOT THAT I'M
UNCOMFORTABLE OR ANYTHING WITH SWIMSUITS. But
okay. The beach it is you weirdo.. And I'm just glad
that you're paying me back, because I really thought you
would just run away and forget about everything. Huh.
Gentleman indeed.. BUT that's all the compliments I give.
Yea, why not? A sign would be nice, and a bouqet of
flowers. I'll bring you something too, but it'll be a
surprise. I got into the academy fair and square! How
did you? Seducing the other students!? I mean, not that..
Just shut up and text me back you snappy bastard.
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 17, 2010 9:27:53 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
Here's my reply text, you snarky prat. You'll have to excuse me for the delay; I was making some scones.
...I've been calling you a prat for quite a while. Brilliant of you to notice now. But that aside, shorts? You want me to wear shorts?! What is this, a new kink of yours? Anyway, I will not wear shorts! (...Not that I'm not confident in my legs, or anything.)
I guess. Just don't wear a swimsuit that's too revealing. And thank you. I guess from you, being called a gentleman is really the most I'll get.
...I was being sarcastic, but of course you wouldn't catch it. I'm not going to make a sign; that will just look stupid. But I will get you roses, since that's what gentlemen do. Don't think anything of it, it's just part of my apology gift.
What?! Me? Seducing the other students?! Where do you get these ideas?! I swear, you're becoming crazier as you grow.
And... you know what? I don't trust your judgment. Send me a picture of what you're going to wear before you actually come.
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 17, 2010 10:01:23 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
I don't even.. SCONES? HOW MANLY. You struck me as
more of the 'bad guy' type but if you make scones, I
really don't now what to think. I'm snarky!? Right.
And what.. No, you haven't. This is like the first times,
unless you already called me that in your freaky language
but I failed to notice.. And what, no. Just fair for balancing
out our different clothes issues.. If I come more covered up'
(God knows how), you come LESS covered up. Even trade.
And of course not, jeez. You talk to /me/ about fetishes..
Why not a sign? It would be amusing to see you sitting
there with it. And.. uh.. thanks? (Not that I don't appreciate
the roses.. or that I don't always get them already >>
I don't know, a random insult on my part for the seducing
line? I'm still getting that present though.
A picture!? WHATNO. Why would I do such a thing!?
Seems like /you/ have some sort of weird kink! I'll just
surprise you. Gosh, stop acting like my father you weirdo.
That's like asking 'send me a picture of what you're
going to wear to bed tonight'. Freaky. Yea.
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 17, 2010 12:19:11 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
A... 'bad guy' type? The hell brought that on? I've always made scones. Have you forgotten? Or is your head so full of grease from all that disgusting food you eat that you can't remember anything? Well, whatever; it isn't that important, anyway.
My 'freaky language'? Really, that's a new one. Very creative. (If you couldn't catch the sarcasm, well. I was being sarcastic.) My language is the original, and yours is just... the botched copy. It pains me when people don't understand me, simply because they've gotten so used to your horribly massacred version. Ugh, and fine! I'll wear shorts, but I will decide what length. After all, it doesn't make sense to have you dress more appropriately, only to become less appropriate myself.
Yeah, yeah. Just because you're good-looking doesn't mean you can flaunt it and have all the boys fawn over you. That's incredibly demeaning, is it not? You really need to get some self-control. It isn't appealing to see a woman act as you do.
...And why not a picture? What are you thinking?! Stop keeping your mind in the gutter, you twit! I'm only making sure you don't do anything stupid, as usual!
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 17, 2010 12:41:33 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
.. Well I mean the way you acted yesterday, you seemed
pretty high and mighty. :l I mean, with how you reacted to
anything. And I'll let that food comment slide, even though
it didn't make an ounce of sense.
Copy? Well excuse me for coming from a country that
doesn't' have a completely original language! Just because
some of it is borrowed doesn't mean it's BOTCHED, you
cross-wearing.. scone-eating.. whatever. Why am I even
texting you so late anyways? I'm freakin' tired. And for the
shorts, as long as they aren't past your knees.
Y.. You think I'm good-looking!?.. o.o Uhm.. D< Uh.
Well not so bad-looking yourself, but that was kind of
expected.. And I don't flaunt! I selectively use my skills.
:| I guess I can tone it down at the cafe? But stop acting
like you're such a bad-ass, jeez.
Well isn't it weird?! Fine. Sure. I'll send you a picture if you
send me the picture of what /you're/ wearing and /I/
approve it. Do we have a deal? Or can you not handle it?
My mind was not in the gutter. What were YOU thinking? D<
So w/e. See you tomorrow then?
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 18, 2010 0:52:18 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
I've always been like that, so don't complain about it now. Besides, I'm not that bad; I know when to be humble. Ugh, and of course you wouldn't... your eating habits are horrible. You'll definitely need to fix them, if you want to live above the age of 30.
Cross-wearing? ...Sure. It wasn't called a cross, by the way, and it was for a project - you would've known, if you actually did your work on time. You really need to work on organizing your schedule; you clutter it with useless things.
I-I didn't mean it that way! I don't think you're good-looking, you twit! I'm just saying that some people do, though I can't even begin to fathom why!
...Okay, well, you're not too sore on the eyes. But that's all I'll give you. You'd better tone it down at the cafe, or I'll make you change into different clothes myself. Really, you have to learn how to behave more like a woman; it's really inappropriate for girls to act the way you do!
Ugh, and fine. I'll send you what I'll wear, but you'd better keep your end of the bargain, too. No switching last-minute to piss me off.
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Jun 18, 2010 2:27:24 GMT -5
TO: Arthur
FROM: Natalia
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
God you're confusing, you know that? Whatever. I just
can't wait until you finally pay up. :| It should be fun.
And you're really pushing your luck. Keep comments like
that and see what happens, hm?
Cross, plus sign, egg, dinosaur, whatever the hell it was.
And I always do my work! Why are you being all lecturing?
For paying me back, you're certainly acting like I owe YOU.
And I'll have you know that whatever I do with my time is
up to me; you should be lucky you're on my schedule
.. Different clothes? We'll see. And you're just.. jealous
that I'm manlier than you ever will be! So there. I'm done.
Okay sir, you're REALLY pushing your luck, but like I said,
I'm letting it all slide.. for now. UM. Not that you're a special
circumstance or anything, so don't get more cocky than you
already are.
Same goes for you. I'll text it to you tomorrow if you want to
see it so badly, but for now I really need sleep. Ivan-hunting
takes up a lot of my energy so..
Night?
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Jun 18, 2010 18:00:44 GMT -5
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
Again, with the threats. Can't you just accept things gracefully like a proper woman, for once? And pushing my luck? I think I should be the one saying that, but I digress.
...I no longer have any idea what you're talking about. Yes, perhaps it would be a good idea for you to go to sleep. Also, I wouldn't be so 'lecturing' if you kept yourself in check! I'm just trying to minimize all the chaos you cause! Don't even start with talking about schedules. I always have a busy schedule, while you... I don't even want to know what you do, it'll give me a headache. Also, I believe it was you who approached me yesterday.
...A girl isn't supposed to be manly, damnit! You're also acting pretty cocky today, but I, too, will let it slide, since it's probably due to your sleepiness.
Good. Text it to me at exactly 11, and I will, too. J... wait. Did you write Ivan hunting?! Why?! Did you hit your head, or is this another one of your crazy ideas?! Just... Just don't do it, you crazy git!
...Goodnight.
TO: Natalia
FROM: Arthur
SUBJECT: Tomorrow
MESSAGE:
...It's 11. You'd better be awake by now.
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