Post by Alfred F. Jones on Jun 8, 2010 23:30:10 GMT -5
THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF ALFRED F. JONES, AKA AMERICA. IF FOUND, PLEASE DO NOT READ AND RETURN IT TO ME, KTHANKS. THIS MEANS YOU IVAN.
June 8, 2010
Dear
This morning, I found out that these awesome people made the biggest hamburger in the world for the record book. Man would I like to have one of those! I'd never have to leave my house for a month!
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In the afternoon, me and Iggy played video games again, but he suddenly had to go because he was "knackered." His age must be getting to him! I'm beast at games! But Iggy's pretty good for a geezer and all.
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It's the middle of the night. Ivan sent me this really weird text. I thought he was hitting on me, but it turns out it was just one of those forwarding thingies. I guess he's just weird like that. Ehhh. Time for bed; I wouldn't want to be late for whatever I have to do tomorrow.
-Alfred F. Jones